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Bitch Saturday!
Posted:Feb 17, 2018 7:58 am
Last Updated:Feb 17, 2018 2:48 pm
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Bitch Saturday






What Are You?
Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.

The first guy says "I'm a YUPPIE, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist"

The second guy says "I'm a DINK...Dual Income, No Kids."

The third guy says, "I'm a RUB...Rich, Urban, Biker."

They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?" She replies: "I'm a WIFE...Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."

A second woman answers their question before they even ask it, "BITCH." "What exactly is a BITCH?!" they ask in unison. "Babe In Total Control of Herself."

So ladies, next time somebody calls you "Bitch", smile and say "Thank You!!"






Bitch Saturday
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Do you trust your lover enough to ask him or her for a spanking?
Posted:Feb 17, 2018 7:57 am
Last Updated:Feb 17, 2018 2:46 pm
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My lover trusts me completely!



Do you trust your lover?



If you trust your lover completely do you ask him or her to spank you?


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Pussy N Boots!
Posted:Feb 17, 2018 7:56 am
Last Updated:Feb 17, 2018 2:27 pm
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I love it when my wife dresses up in her pussy costume!



Oh yes!



I like to hear her purr!


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Cougar Poll!
Posted:Feb 17, 2018 6:38 am
Last Updated:Feb 17, 2018 8:48 am
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Cougar Poll


Cougar:
An older woman who seeks sexual relationships with much younger men: He's in his twenties, but he prefers cougars in their forties and fifties to young women his own age.



Do you like cougar women?
I don't like cougar women!
Other!
I am a cougar woman!
I am not a cougar woman!
Other!
6 Comments , 9 votes
Forgive Me Father!
Posted:Feb 16, 2018 11:04 am
Last Updated:Feb 17, 2018 9:37 am
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Forgive Me Father






A young woman goes to church to confess her sins to the priest. "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned." "Tell all of your sins, my daughter." "Oh, Father, last night my boyfriend made hot, passionate love to me times," she says. The priest thinks about this long and hard and says, Take lemons and squeeze the juice into a tall glass and drink it. "Will this cleanse my soul of my sins?" "No," the priest says, "But it will wipe that smile off your face!"






Forgive Me Father
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Hunting for pussy Friday!
Posted:Feb 16, 2018 11:02 am
Last Updated:Feb 17, 2018 2:28 pm
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Hunting for pussy Friday


Are you a hunter?



How successful are you as a hunter?



Are you going to find what you are hunting for this Friday?


Hunting for pussy Friday
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Tone up for sex Friday!
Posted:Feb 16, 2018 10:32 am
Last Updated:Feb 17, 2018 2:30 pm
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Tone up for sex Friday


It is very important to be in good shape for sex!



Do you like to do a toned ass?



Oh Yes, I think it's Friday!


Tone up for sex Friday
6 Comments
Do some younger women prefer older mature gentlemen poll?
Posted:Feb 15, 2018 10:54 am
Last Updated:Feb 17, 2018 2:44 pm
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Do some younger women prefer older mature gentlemen poll


Do some younger women prefer older mature gentlemen for sex?
What do you think?



I am a younger woman preferring older guys!
I don't like older guys!
Other!
I am a younger woman who have had sex with older guy!
I never tried an older guy yet!
Other!
16 Comments , 8 votes
Snake Venom!
Posted:Feb 15, 2018 10:01 am
Last Updated:Feb 17, 2018 3:00 pm
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Snake Venom


For the life of me I could not get up today!



One day a happy couple Jay and Marie were walking down the forest when suddenly a giant snake jumped on Jay's leg and bit his dick. Since no one was around for miles Marie called a hospital and told the doctor "Quick Quick I need your help my boyfriend got bit by a snake on his penis" The doctor told her "Maam your gonna have to suck the venom out yourself" Marie asked "Please doctor there has to be another way to get rid of the venom" The doctor says "Sorry theres nothing we can do" So Marie goes running to her boyfriend When she gets there Jay says with pain "So what did the doctor say?" Marie says "Doctor said your gonna die"



I took a while this morning before I showed any signs of life!


Snake Venom
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Watching her Play!
Posted:Feb 15, 2018 9:54 am
Last Updated:Feb 16, 2018 10:25 am
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Watching her Play


Do you like to watch girls do it?



I do!



My wife tells me that girls lick better than men?
Do you think that is true?


Watching her Play
2 Comments
Watching for signs of a horny woman!
Posted:Feb 15, 2018 8:25 am
Last Updated:Feb 16, 2018 10:07 am
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Watching for signs of a horny woman


Watching for the signs of a horny woman is not difficult if one pays attention!



Does she feel like dancing for you?



Does she hint on bending over and dropping her pants in front of you?


Watching for signs of a horny woman
13 Comments
Well Endowed Poll!
Posted:Feb 14, 2018 9:05 am
Last Updated:Feb 17, 2018 3:11 pm
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Well Endowed Poll


Does penis size really matter?
What do you think?



I am well endowed!
I am not well endowed!
Other!
I like well endowed men!
I do not like well endowed men!
Other!
30 Comments , 66 votes
25 things blondes say during sex!
Posted:Feb 14, 2018 7:47 am
Last Updated:Feb 14, 2018 12:02 pm
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25 things blondes say during sex


I married a blonde and my wife says the funniest things during sex:



1. But everybody looks funny naked!
2. You woke me up for that?
3. Did I mention the video camera?
4. But whipped cream makes me break out.
5. (In the No Tell Motel) Hurry up! This room rents by the Hour!
6. I accept Visa?
7. On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
8. And to think I was really trying to pick up your friend!
9. Hope you're as good- looking when I'm sober...
10. (Holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo!
11. This would be more fun with a few more people.
12. You're almost as good as my ex!
13. I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!
14. (In a menage a trois) Why am I doing all the work?
15. No, really... I do this part better myself!
16. Did you know the ceiling needs painting?
17. I think you have it on backwards.
18. When is this supposed to feel good?
19. You're good enough to do this for a living!
20. Is that blood on the headboard?
21. Did I remember to take my pill?
22. That leak better be from the waterbed!
23. I told you it wouldn't work without batteries!
24. Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?
25. If you quit smoking you might have more endurance.






25 things blondes say during sex
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